We are back, ladies and gent's. We were crazy from the Holidays but I am back with a few gems from my awesome nephew.
I just moved recently. I also just adopted a puppy. E loves my puppy. So he made a surprise visit. Afterwards, my mom took him for ice cream. He didn't get a milkshake like he normally does, this time he ordered some lemon ice.
Mema: Are you sure you like that? Do you want a milkshake instead?
E: No, Mema, I really like it.
(One like) E: Mema, I don't like it.
Mema: I told you, you wouldn't like it.
E: Mema, when it comes to ice cream, I gotta play by my own rules.
This kid is ridiculous.
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On New Years Eve my brother and his girlfriend had a party. I got the pleasure of ringing in 2012 with one of my favorite people on the planet.. E. After midnight, I step outside to smoke. He follows blowing his horn.
Me: E, you can't blow that out here. You'll wake everyone up!
E: (pointing in my face) There are NO bedtimes on New Years. You know nothing about New Years Eve apparently.
I got schooled by a 7 year old.
