My mom lives in a big old house. It creaks and settles and makes general creepy old house noises. To most kids, this means it's haunted. E decides to tell my mom that her house is, in fact, haunted. There's a man that comes at night and tucks her in. Touching, right? So one day I decide to question him on the mysterious man that tucks my mother in at night..
Me: So Mema's house is haunted?
E: Yep.
Me: How do you know?
E: There's a man that tucks Mema in every night.
Me: Oh do you talk to the man?
E: Yeah, I say hi when I see him.
Me: Oh. What does he look like?
E: George Washington.
Me: Oh ok.. What is his name?
E: DUH GEORGE WASHINGTON!
Said as if I were a moron. Which is probably true cause all adults are morons to kids.
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